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After dinner my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it.
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the dock.
Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable.
What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.
I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
Why do nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
How do you fix a pumpkin with a hole in it? With a pumpkin patch!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.